filling the void with sparkles

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direhuman:
“direhuman:
“fan-troll:
“this pepper is way too small
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can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him
”
because he’s a little chili
”

prideprejudce:

me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much

my cat: 

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berrystumpytail:

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

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kurtvile:

positivity-center:

。゚゚・。・゚゚。
゚。you!! 。゚
 ゚・。・゚ ⠀

soulja boy tell em

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ostrich-cakes:

My tortoise Ozzy just had her 4th birthday, so I made her a watermelon and cantaloupe layered cake with carrot candles. She had zero respect for my presentation. 

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flowerais:

things that exist but you can’t see:

  • people thinking about you and smiling
  • flowers growing in your heart
  • the moon’s affection for you
  • how much you’ve healed already
  • a lovely future written in the stars
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silverhawk:

im gonna take a moment & make another post appreciating the magic that is bee butts sticking out of flowers

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ensyme:

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

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mossbug:

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ironbite4:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fireheartedkaratepup:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

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just remember they’re social animals and should always be kept in pairs, don’t get a roomba if you aren’t prepared for that responsibility 

That’s a common misconception. Roombas do perfectly fine on their own if you spend quality time with them! They group together in the wild for protection, but when they have no natural predators in the area they often choose to live alone.

i didn’t know that! do you have any advice on roomba breeding and the problem with parent roombas’ tendency towards eating their young?

……..I’m nuking this entire hell planet from orbit.

even the roombas?

and they were roombamates

and they were roombamates

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